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Post by Ken on May 18, 2020 17:55:18 GMT -6
I assume you've all seen the grammar rules mug? I was going to post a pic, but there's no spoiler tag for bad language. You can spoiler something. Just type 'spoiler' in brackets... [ ] and then after the content do the same thing with a slash '/' in front of spoiler.
It works.
Or... just post it. We have no rules for that here because no one is really likely to post anything crazy. |
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Post by deerslyr on May 18, 2020 18:29:26 GMT -6
Yeah, yikes. Also, I understand that we all goof. Hit the wrong key, get distracted or have auto-correct take over. I get it. But eventually you know what's up. The other thing is random apostrophes. JKor, can you suggest one of the yeast's that you use for the beer's you brew. One of my cousin's is coming over and bringing his brew rig's with him.  Palm, meet face. What does the yeast own? Here, cringe away. Dude has 20K posts like this. "It future If You want a Good JD dealer for service Think about Buck Bros of Harvard Only 25 Miles east BTW sent your a Private Message On the weights Where In Rockford closer to Loves Park/Machesney Park, Or our You On the west side towards westmoreland or are you out towards Belvidere I Know Rockford Pretty well was a Dell computer service tech for a few Years and Rockford was My service area" Who was it that said that? |
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Post by jimdkc on May 18, 2020 18:47:55 GMT -6
The Mug (NSFW Language): Well the preview doesn't work! |
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Post by jkor on May 18, 2020 19:23:47 GMT -6
Fuckin' eh, right!
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Post by Ken on May 18, 2020 19:40:28 GMT -6
Oh yeah, that's an instant classic. COULD OF. Oh man, that feels good to see.  |
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Post by deerslyr on May 19, 2020 9:26:08 GMT -6
In college, if someone said "Fuckin' eh", we would respond with "feck a B, it has two holes." And someone else would respond with "feck a Q, it has a tickler". |
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Post by poptop on May 19, 2020 9:37:23 GMT -6
Caconut cream pei is my favrite
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Post by Ken on May 20, 2020 9:50:48 GMT -6
Just saw one about someone talking about the isolation: They need to open things up because we're all getting board! |
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Post by chils on Jun 5, 2020 17:33:54 GMT -6
There's a new grammar offender on my tractor forum. This is talking about chainsaws--I think.
"I've got a HT 131 ,MS 361 and red max weeder which I dont think a smaller homeowner would ever wear a red max out , the pole saw allsome , 361 I like it , one thing I noticed with cheaper saws is weight , my friend loaned me a toro weed eater hard runner on 50 to 1 heavy , and wanted me to sharpen some other smaller saw , heavy , so if it's a pro model or older one that can be hot rodded worth it even if had to put money in it , my 2 cents , I heat with wood that Toro ran well it was new on store bought hot fuel premixed just a little shorter and heavier than my red max"
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Post by Ken on Jun 5, 2020 17:48:10 GMT -6
That was painful to read. |
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Post by jimdkc on Jun 6, 2020 1:48:31 GMT -6
He seems to use commas for all intensive purposes...
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Post by chils on Jun 6, 2020 5:41:20 GMT -6
He seems to use commas for all intensive purposes... Yeah , hese a reel comma chameleon , it,s totally allsome , |
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Post by bklmt2000 on Jun 6, 2020 7:31:00 GMT -6
There's a new grammar offender on my tractor forum. This is talking about chainsaws--I think. "I've got a HT 131 ,MS 361 and red max weeder which I dont think a smaller homeowner would ever wear a red max out , the pole saw allsome , 361 I like it , one thing I noticed with cheaper saws is weight , my friend loaned me a toro weed eater hard runner on 50 to 1 heavy , and wanted me to sharpen some other smaller saw , heavy , so if it's a pro model or older one that can be hot rodded worth it even if had to put money in it , my 2 cents , I heat with wood that Toro ran well it was new on store bought hot fuel premixed just a little shorter and heavier than my red max"
That made the former medieval English lit major in me die a little more.
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Post by Ken on Jun 6, 2020 7:44:56 GMT -6
He seems to use commas for all intensive purposes... Oof.  |
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Post by chils on Jun 17, 2020 20:01:52 GMT -6
Oh my. Had to share this gem. Don't worry about context because it doesn't follow any in the thread it's in. Got a little Forrest Whittaker eye reading this.
"Seen a cub cadet mower to day , ya I nailed it , knew first off what it was , 1948 Chevy coupe for sell if y'all want any info blue looked nice was hard to pass up , I'm sure my kid knows all she needs to know , she don't need any college learning , my girlfriend wouldn't let me stop , I must stay focused ."
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Palm, meet face. 
